Third Window Carpinteria
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Lagers
The Light
German-Style Pilsner
ABV: 5.4%
The Amber
Vienna Lager
5.7% ABV
The Dark
Schwarzbier
5% ABV
Centeōtl
Mexican-Style Lager
5.1% ABV
Farmhouse Beers
The Third Window White
Belgian-Style Witbier
4.9% ABV
Petite Saison
Dry-Hopped Belgian-Style Table Saison
3.8% ABV
Third Window Saison
Belgian-Style Farmhouse Ale
6.5% ABV
Saison Printemps
Mixed Culture Saison with Elderflower & Pink Peppercorns
6% ABV
Abbey-Style Ales
The Third Window
Abbey-Style Dubbel Ale
7.5% ABV
The Tower
Abbey-Style Blond Ale
5% ABV
The Martyr
Abbey-Style Tripel Ale
9% ABV
Lightning of Dioscorus
Abbey-Style Quad Ale
10% ABV
Bourbon Barrel-Aged Dubbel
9% ABV
Hoppy Beers
Ventura Coast Brew Co
West Coast IPA
6.7% ABV
Wild Beers
Saint Barbara
Belgian-Style Pale Ale with Brettanomyces
6.1% ABV
Gueuze
2021 & 2022 Blend of Lambic-Style Ale
6.5% ABV
La Framboisée
Lambic-Style Ale with Raspberries
6.25% ABV
Stouts
Oatey McOatface
Oatmeal Stout on Nitro
5.2% ABV
Bierbara
Bourbon Barrel-Aged Imperial Stout with Syrah Pomace, Cacao Nibs, Cinnamon, Clove, Nutmeg, & Allspice
10.8% ABV
In addition to beer, we also offer a rotating selection of locally-made cider, jun, mead, wine, and non-alcoholic beverages.
Food Menu
Served Everyday
SMASHED WAGYU CHEESEBURGERS
We raise Wagyu beef on the Fess Parker ranch in Los Olivos where our family has lived for four generations. Our double Wagyu cheeseburgers are smashed Oklahoma-style with thinly-sliced onions.
The Original Smashed Cheeseburger† $9.95
Two Wagyu beef patties with cheese, special sauce†, grilled onions and a side of house-made pickles.
The Smash L.T. Cheeseburger† $11.95
Two Wagyu beef patties with lettuce, tomato, special sauce, grilled onions and a side of house-made pickles.
Bacon Smashed Cheeseburger† $14.95
Two Wagyu beef patties with two slices of ranch oak-smoked bacon, special sauce, grilled onions and a side of house-made pickles.
Avocado Jalapeño Smashed Cheeseburger† $13.95
Two smashed wagyu patties with cheese, grilled onions, avocado, pickled jalapeños, chipotle aioli, a drizzle of hot sauce, and a side of house-made pickles.
Kid’s Cheeseburger† $7.45
Single Wagyu beef patty with cheese.
Add an extra wagyu beef patty: $4
SANDWICHES
Smoked Mushroom Sandwich† $12.95
Served daily while supplies last
FP Ranch oak-smoked seasonal mushrooms from Mehealani farms. Topped with grilled halloumi cheese, cabbage & carrot slaw, fresh cilantro, housemade BBQ sauce & lemon pepper aioli. Served on a Martin’s potato bun* with a side of house pickled jalapeños. (VEG)
BLT $13.95
House-baked pain de mie, Givens Farms heirloom tomatoes, house-smoked maple bacon, iceberg lettuce, and mayo.
Add a wagyu beef patty to any item: $4
BELGIAN-STYLE FRIES
Locally-sourced Russet potatoes double-fried in FP Ranch Wagyu beef tallow.
Small - $5
with one house-made dipping sauce
Large - $7
with two house-made dipping sauces
House-made dipping sauces:
ranch, chipotle aioli, lemon pepper aioli, special sauce, ketchup, classic buffalo sauce, house-made bbq sauce, Alabama white sauce.
Extra sauce: $1.50
RANCH OAK-SMOKED CHICKEN WINGS
FP Ranch Oak Smoked Chicken Wings *
Brined organic chicken wings smoked over FP Ranch white oak, then fried to an optimal crisp.
Tossed in a salt and pepper dry rub or served bare.
6 Wings - $9.95
plus one house-made dipping sauce
12 Wings - $17.95
plus two house-made dipping sauces
House-made dipping sauces:
ranch, chipotle aioli, lemon pepper aioli, special sauce, classic buffalo sauce, house-made bbq sauce, Alabama white sauce.
Extra sauce: $1.50
SALADS
Side Salad $8
Givens Farms red butter lettuce, Persian cucumber, cherry tomatoes, microgreens. Served with choice of sherry shallot vinaigrette or ranch on the side.
Potato Salad $4
House-made with celery, dill, red onion, and pickles.
HAND-CRAFTED MILKSHAKES
Single Origin Chocolate Milkshake† $9
Vanilla bean ice cream, chocolate syrup made from Twenty-Four Blackbirds Öko-Caribe cocoa powder, topped with whipped cream.
Local Strawberry Milkshake† $9
Vanilla bean ice cream, strawberry syrup made from fresh strawberries, topped with whipped cream.
Vanilla Milkshake† $9
Vanilla bean ice cream topped with whipped cream.
OTHER SWEETS
Warm Brownie a la mode† $10
Housemade brownie topped with a scoop of vanilla bean ice cream.
Brown Butter Rice Crispy Square† $6
Served on select days
THURSDAY - SUNDAY
HOUSEMADE SOURDOUGH PRETZELS
(Thursday-Sunday)
Housemade Sourdough Pretzel† $9
Served with beer mustard and housemade aged cheddar and gruyere cheese sauce.
SATURDAY
FP RANCH NY STRIP SANDWICH
(Saturday 1pm-sellout)
FP Ranch Oak-Smoked New York Strip Sandwich† $19
Thinly sliced Wagyu New York strip steak served on a toasted Bolillo roll with garlic butter and melted provolone. Served with a side of horse radish crema and a side of pico de gallo
SATURDAY - SUNDAY
DRINK SPECIALS
(Saturday - Sunday while supplies last)
Smoked Tomato Michelada $10
Made with FP ranch-grown tomatoes and served with a tajin rim and lime
Sparkling Mimosa $14
Sorgente Prosecco and fresh-squeezed OJ
*May contain peanut oil. †May contain dairy or eggs.